Have you ever seen Bradley Williams’ back when he takes off his bag?
It’s drenched in sweat.
As disc golfers, he and I have different styles of play:
- He’s good at the sport.
- I’m as bad as they come.
What we DO have in common, however, are sweaty backs. This isn’t a year-round issue, but when the warmer weather turns up, the sweat glands on my back kick into high gear …
My bag pays the price for it.
After a few dozen sweat-soaked rounds, the result is a bag that reeks of funk. Whether the cause of moisture be sweat, rain or some other icky liquid, here are five simple ways to handle it …
Knowledge bombs: Look out below.
1. The great outdoors
This is the easiest of the methods on this list …
It requires ZERO effort.
Assuming the weather is hot and dry and plans to stay that way for at least a few days, simply leave your bag outside. Remove all discs. Empty the pockets. Turn ‘em inside-out, if possible. Trapped moisture leads to mold and musty smells. In 24 to 48 hours, fresh air will fix it.
2. Freeze your bag (for real)
This is NOT a joke …
I’ve done this myself: It’s gold.
To make this work, all you’ll need is a gross-smelling disc golf bag, a trash bag and a spacious freezer. Also, for what it’s worth, it helps to have a patient wife, too. Seal your backpack in the trash bag. Next, place it in a chest freezer. Leave it there for five or six hours. Take it out. Let it thaw. Once complete, you, too, will be a believer: Cold temperatures kill odor-causing bacteria.
* Note: The internet disputes this. Again, I can’t stress this enough – just do it.
3. Vodka: More than getting merry
Clear, unflavored and bottom-shelf cheap.
That’s what works best.
Pour some into a dollar-store spray bottle. Hit every nook and cranny of your bag. As the vodka evaporates, it takes the foul-smelling odor with it. If you’re going for a fresher sensation, add a few drops of tea-tree oil to the mixture, as well. And, hey – leftover vodka, if that’s your jam.
4. Dryer sheets and sneaker balls work
Dryer sheets are dirt-cheap.
Sneaker balls are a bit pricier, but have a longer shelf-life.
Regardless, work ‘em into all the pockets and compartments in your bag. Considering the inadvertent sauna it becomes in the summertime, the trunk of your car’s not a bad idea, either. The beauty here is that these are small enough for you to leave them in your bag while playing.
5. Don’t overcomplicate things: Febreze
I mean, this is what Febreze does …
It masks stink.
Keep it in the car. After a round, spray down your bag.
Easy as pie.
As for actually cleaning (gasp) your bag?
In due time, I’ll get there with a post …
But for now, focus on what matters:
Barfy smells.
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