I’m big on Infinite Discs.
They’ve got just about everything. And not only do they have just about everything, but they’ve usually got what you’re looking for in stock, too. Not to mention the mountain of mega-random disc golf companies whose gear can (virtually) ONLY be found on the Infinite Discs website.
Have you heard of these cats before?
That’s what I thought.
Also, I’m located in Utah Valley, which means I never pay extra for an expedited order through Infinite Discs. One hour and 45 minutes south of the retailer, as long as I get my request in at the beginning of the workday, I can expect fresh plastic on my doorstep within 24-ish hours.
Grateful. Blessed.
But not everything coming out of Logan is perfect …
Behold, the Infinite Discs Holster:
For as much as it pains me to type this …
Yes, this is a REAL product.
And to date, based on the fact that five people have reviewed it, apparently …
Money is changing hands.
There have been some product duds within disc golf in the past – and present, really. For as much as I’ve tried to wrap my head around the need, DiscDots will never make sense to me. RipitGrip pads are glorified, overpriced sheets of sandpaper. Zing Mini Discs are great for alcoholics. And forget the kitschy stuff: Discs like the Tilt haven’t improved many bags.
THIS thing takes the cake, though.
If any of your buddies struggle to see disc golf as a sport, the Infinite Discs Holster isn’t helping your cause. Listen, I’m all for slashing the number of discs you carry – less is more, as I see it. But to strap a three-disc pouch to your crotch is justifiable grounds for a lifetime of bullying.
You come off as a Han Solo wannabe.
Complete with a (literal) Millennium Falcon, of course.
Not all hope is lost, though …
The Infinite Discs Holster is ideal for summiting Mt. Everest during a safari round of disc golf. Furthermore, come Christmas party season, it’d make for a solid white-elephant gift. And if you run a YouTube channel within the disc golf niche, bust this thing out for a “challenge” video.
Queue the Bogey Bros.
All joking aside, in defense of the Infinite Discs Holster, looped through a cart handle, it can be used as a putter pouch of sorts. But if that’s your end goal, for the sake of your street cred, just buy a putter pouch, cause there’s no coming back from Holster ownership in disc golf.
Sure, it starts with the Holster …
But from there, things snowball:
- You dump your girlfriend.
- You devour bags of Cheetos Puffs.
- You move into mom and dad’s basement.
It’s all part of the package.
You’re done.
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I got this in a mystery box for my birthday. Laughable, absolutely. Makes for a more efficient round, also absolutely. Another thing, I often bring people who haven’t played before/don’t have their own discs, so I can put my discs in the holster and let them carry a few discs to get them started from my regular bag. But I agree, it’s not Infinite’s best idea.
Woah, love it!
Had no idea these’d make appearances in mystery boxes …
Good to know.
Every head out with ONLY the holster?
Just you. The holster. And three discs.
Maybe?
I’ve used it at a mountain course, Sipapu, and it did it’s job fine.
Nice!
Glad to hear it 🙂
I use my holster occasionally for winter rounds when the snow is deep. It works great for speed rounds too.
Oh, that could actually work …
Hey, you found a good use for it!
No way! I say own it. And even double or triple it to have a holster on both sides (and potentially your backside, because who’s sitting down when you can be chucking discs two at a time in a flurry of disc rage/joy?)
Butt seriously, I probably wouldn’t do it regularly, but it would be ironically fun/funny to try it once or twice or to see someone else rocking it. Seems like the mullet of disc golf gear. A rarity but fun in that is-this-guy-for-real? kind of way.
Totally.
Doesn’t it seem like Foundation needs to do a three-disc challenge with these bad boys?
Get on it, Infinite Discs!
Typical condescending attitude of the on line semi pro disc golfer that makes so many people hate the sport and it’s less talented yet more vocal participants such as your self. Queue the “oh we found a holster owner” or ” rustlin jimis” canned responses from such a low effort human being but jut know you, and people like you are the number one problem with “growing the sport”
Thanks for sharing, Dakota!
Appreciate it!
Infinite can do no wrong with me because of the Aztec. 10 speed stable driver that bombs farther than anything else and with the sweet innova plastics that seasons perfectly. But the holster is pretty hard to defend.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if it came with three Aztecs inside of it?
I bought one and I love it. Actually had one of my best rounds using the 4 discs I brought on the holster. I had a lot of fun with it. I also hate bullies so…to each their own I guess
Nice work, August!
What’d you shoot?
And where’d the hot round take place?
Is that like going to the grocery store without your wallet? I mean nobody has done that! Right?
Guilty as charged.
I play mostly while walking my dogs in my local park and generally only carry 2 or 3 discs to complete my round. I only carry drivers and throw them at every hole playing them against each other so the holster would work fine for me, but I have no issues holding 2 leashes controlling 100lbs of dogs and a disc or 2 in my left hand while I throw with my right.
Geez, man …
If ever there was a human who needed the holster, it would be YOU.
Been thinking about modifying some hoodies to create disc pockets like a kangaroo pouch or a back pocket for one or two frequently used discs. Yep, going to make my own clothes. Seems more fun, affordable, and “tailored” to my specific needs. If I keep grinding out my mushroom identification while discing I’ll be the top mage in the realm come spring ’24.
Go for it!
There are a LOT of small-sized backpacks for beginners, though.
Bags that hold five-ish discs, so I’d focus on the hoodie …
Regardless, whatever you come up with should work for YOU.
And that’s probably what’s most important.
I have the hip holster as side bags on my zuka cart. Works so darn well, I feel they should sell them a such.
Hey, there’s a good use!
Visualizing the Purple mattress commercials reading this… well since you don’t need a permit to carry these bad boys I’ve got a few nice Millennium Falcons ready to go for when my new holster arrives 😉
For what it’s worth, the Falcon is a great mold …
Enjoy!
I grabbed one for putter only rounds but the Towch is better (if you have belt loops) and ever so slightly less embarrassing. I found that discs would fall out of the holster fairly frequently when maneuvering around a course with elevation. I can’t even recommend this product to those of us whom could care less about appearances on the course.
Your comments cut like a knife, Jason …
Thanks for the intel, brotha!
I am UNABASHEDLY a Han Solo wanna-be and I will wear my holster with pride thank you very much.
To each his own, Morgan!
Thanks for chiming in – appreciate it!
Speed round with it this morning. Great for this purpose and doesn’t bounce when running. Also shot a new personal best on the course despite only using 3 discs.
Just cause it doesn’t fit your need, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a purpose. Or perhaps this was just click bait to begin with.
Glad you like it, Sherb!
Go get another PR with it – best of luck!