Disc golfers: Want to be a professional athlete? The good, the bad and the TMZ

Boy, Hunter Thomas of Foundation Disc Golf really stepped in it this time …

The dude had the audacity to poke fun at the fact that – without him knowing, for months on end, apparently – Catrina Allen had blocked him on Twitter. I know, I know – this is pretty raw stuff.

Here’s where things took an unexpected turn: Ricky Wysocki immediately chimed in, chiding FDG for being the “TMZ” of disc golf – and this isn’t the first time he’s done this, mind you …

Ricky’s made the same observation twice in the past few months.

Even Austin Hannum’s response to Hunter made it seem like he sided with Rick on this one:

Now that we’ve gotten the pre-pubescent “he said, she said” out of the way, let’s get to the meat of the matter on this thing: If you want to be a professional athlete, people will talk about you. For better or worse, you’ve got to be okay with it. Otherwise, brand yourself a hobbyist ..

You know, the thing most people think professional disc golfers actually are.

To further illustrate the point, consider a recent tweet fired off by the infamous Stephen A. Smith after the Green Bay Packers’ embarrassing, season-ending loss to the San Francisco 49ers:

Mercifully, the tweet wasn’t “Hunter-level” harsh, but it’s close …

Aaron Rodgers didn’t (and won’t) comment on it, though – he’s busy doing other things:

  • Winning a Super Bowl.
  • Earning MVP honors – thrice.
  • Holding more than 30 NFL records.
  • Amassing a net worth of roughly $120 million.

Granted, I’ve had this chat with enough people enough times to know what’s coming:

“But Lucas, that’s football. Disc golf isn’t football. Don’t make it football.”

In the specific cases of Wysocki and Allen, wouldn’t it be brutally ironic if – come time for new, big-money contract negotiations – disc manufacturers dropped the exact same logic on them?

“But guys, that’s football money. Disc golf isn’t football. Don’t make it football.”

Lastly, do you know what the innate value of throwing a frisbee into a basket is?

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

The constant chatter disc golf’s top names appear to have an issue with is what fuels fanhood. But not just fanhood – disc sales, event attendance, social engagement, the sport’s growth, etc.

Or, as I like to call it, player salaries.

The “good” of disc golf is that you toss a toy for a living. And in some cases, a fairly good one. The “bad” of disc golf, however, is that most touring pros will need a second job. Or will live at (or below) the poverty line. Or will sleep in a van. Or will dread not cashing at B-tier events.

If a Charmin-soft tweet is too much for you to handle, step aside …

Another professional disc golfer battling the sport’s “bad” will gladly take your place.

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Lucas Miller

Lucas Miller is the founder and editor-in-chief of Green Splatter. When he’s not out tossing a Champion Rhyno in his native Utah, he’s watching true-crime documentaries with his wife, wrestling his twin boys and praying the Oklahoma City Thunder’s rebuild passes quickly.

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